turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
