I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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