Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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