I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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