I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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