can we get nightvision for the apartment?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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