porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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