I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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