sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize
