we have officially mastered the walk of shame
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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