part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
