what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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