Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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