you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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