is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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