oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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