You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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