oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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