He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
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Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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