I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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