my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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