i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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