It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
i just had sex bonerless
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
that may or may not have been my penis.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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