If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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