oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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