I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
where are my eyebrows?
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