he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
My liver is preforming stress tests.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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