it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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