You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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