I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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