I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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