he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
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I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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