Whod you bang
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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