whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
What drink are we having for lunch?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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