whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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