Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
