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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  So drunk i had to piss sitting down...

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.

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• (415): View more from California

  Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up

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  which one looks the most like her?

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes

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• (916): View more from California

  WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.

  (702): View more from Nevada

  No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.

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