I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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This is the high leading the old right now
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
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