just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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