Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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