i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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