when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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