Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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