It's Friday. Sex?
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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