You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
