i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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