I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i dont even know how to be here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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