One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
tell me about the fingering
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
