i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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