Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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