nut hugger
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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