I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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