you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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