Actions speak louder than pants.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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