Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Dear god my vagina.
The air taste purple.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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